List of Freaks

Before i begin blogging my 8 day bus trip to the north of Chile, i must fill you all in on the freaks that we spent the entire trip with as i shall be referring to them throughout the blog.
Our Tour Guides
Two very alternative characters who smoked pot and were mostly only interested in alcohol on the trip. Their interests were pot, alcohol and swearing, a lovely couple.
The Great/Crazy Danes
These two older ladies were bearable although had no shame and would regularly just drop their dacks if they needed to change no matter who was around. One was a prison guard, the other a school teacher.
Painful Brit 1
This lady was a dentist and had the most painful, piercing laugh i have ever heard. She was rather rude and felt the need to teach Tiffany and I a thing or two about the world.
Painful Brit 2
This guy was almost bearable but most of the time he was just there. Towards the end of the trip he was getting a little too deep and meaningful for me so he was painful.
Special Aussie
This guy was actually mentally unstable and had his psychologist on call. A very special dude with a pot set up in his backyard too. Thought he was pretty hot stuff, it was unfortunate that he wasn't.
Eating Machine from Holland.
This chick was very special. She also had a very painful laugh and ate quite a lot. She complained about money and yet spent it all the time. She too felt it was her duty to teach Tiffany and I a thing or two about the world.
Jolly, Smelly Germans
This couple were alcoholics, they began generally around 12 and only stopped drinking when they fell asleep. They didn't shower or change clothes which brought a stench to the bus.
The Silent Brazilians
This couple joined us later in the tour and the chick could speak English except i think they were terrified and therefore didn't interact, i don't blame them. They were actually quite lovely.
Older Poms
This couple were not too bad, except they had one fault and that was that they actually liked the rest of the group! Fools!
Rodrigo- The Driver.
This guy was cool, he spoke to no-one, went to bed early, didn't drink, smoke normal cigarettes and drove the bus. He was safe..... i think.